Real life
ThorinRichard

Real life
ThorinRichard
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
there’s so many different gifs of dancing aliens, this is truly an exciting time to be alive
DID U JUST REALLY
I DID JUST REALLY

“The fact that I’m a serious geek. I mean I seriously want to own a unicorn when I’m older…or a Pegasus…yeah, Pegasus sounds better.” - Henry Cavill

Good ol’ Nine
#I love how he’s referred to as an ‘it’ #the moff isn’t a man at all #He’s a spider #A spider at the center of a web #a fandom web with a thousand threads #and he knows precisely how each and every single of them dances
That tag.

I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.
All hail Bem.
you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?